“The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don’t. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything… It’s called the American Dream, ’cause you have to be asleep to believe it.”
George Carlin
Think of how stupid the average person is. Now remember: half the population is even worse — and they vote, breed, and feel absolutely qualified to rule. GEORGE CARLIN The stupid march with certainty, banners held high. The intelligent hesitate, question, and doubt. That is why fools inherit the world — confidence beats truth in every election. BERTRAND RUSSELL
Do you ever have to sneeze while you're taking a piss? It's frightening, isn't it? It's frightening because actually you can't do it. It's physically impossible to sneeze while pissing. Your brain won't let it happen. Your brain says, stop pissing! We're going to sneeze now! Because your brain knows you might blow your asshole out. George Carlin
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